Round Like A Shot

[The Joker]

Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told there no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. “Hello,” I said, “I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry because I’ve shot them.”

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said “I thought you said you’d shot them?”

To which I replied “I thought you said there was no one available!”

[glazzy]

lol, gud 1

jayne x

[The Joker]

Even funnier cos it's a true story!!!