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Old 18th May 2006, 05:54 PM
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Arsenals end of season dinner dance

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.
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Old 19th May 2006, 06:04 PM
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A helpline has been set up for all Arsenal Fans who are disappointed at the performance of their team this season.

The Number is 0800 101010

let me repeat that, its 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Alternative number: 0800 212121.
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Old 19th May 2006, 06:59 PM
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what goes
"beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep "


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> Arsenals open top double decker bus reversing back into the garage!!!
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Old 19th May 2006, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Squirrel
ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.
hehe quality
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Old 19th May 2006, 07:44 PM
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ha ha
they cheered me up no end!

x sam x
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Old 19th May 2006, 09:56 PM
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Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
hahahahaha

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Old 20th May 2006, 12:08 PM
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Old 22nd May 2006, 05:18 PM
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Here is de picture:

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