Lucky lucky pig !

[Northern Star]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.






(Hardly seems worth it.)





If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



(Now that's more like it!)





The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.



(O.M.G.!)







A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)







A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!





(Creepy.)






(I'm still not over the pig.)







Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour




(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)







The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.





("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")







The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.


(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)







The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.



(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)









Some lions mate over 50 times a day.






(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)







Butterflies taste with their feet.



(Something I always wanted to know.)







The strongest muscle in a mans body is the tongue.



(Hmmmmmm......)








Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)







A cat's urine glows under a black light.





(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)







An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



(I know some people like that.)







Starfish have no brains.



(I know some people like that too.)






Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.



(What about that pig??)

[Tigger]

PMSL - Quality post!

[Stylee]

GREAT!!, looks like cornwall is gonna be a bag of laughs if the pigs aint interested then...

[Jiglo]

As long as there's transport Stylee there's a way.................

[Northern Star]

What was i saying about worrying about you......all hope is lst its official

fpmsl at the pic tho

[Stylee]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

As long as there's transport Stylee there's a


way.................

ROFL, i think blue would be much more complimentry