Jesus is watching you ....

[ClaireB]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
>looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
>sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
>>
>> "Jesus is watching you."
>>
>> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
>
>>
>> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
>himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
>began searching for more valuables.
>>
>> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
>as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
>>
>> Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source
>of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
>to rest on a parrot.
>>
>> "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
>>
>> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
>
>>
>> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>>
>> "Moses," replied the bird.
>>
>> "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
>Moses?"
>>
>> "The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus

[dods]

Originally Posted by ClaireB

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
>looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
>sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
>>
>> "Jesus is watching you."
>>
>> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
>
>>
>> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
>himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
>began searching for more valuables.
>>
>> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
>as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
>>
>> Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source
>of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
>to rest on a parrot.
>>
>> "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
>>
>> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
>
>>
>> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>>
>> "Moses," replied the bird.
>>
>> "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
>Moses?"
>>
>> "The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus

[MANC]

LOL

anyone remember an old website of paintings some oddball does of our lord watching over everyday people going about their jobs and doing everyday things?? Its funny as fuck and would love to see it again...