Hormones lol

[Northern Star]

flippin'wimmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man

has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is

a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet

of every husband or boyfriend.



DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my pay packet.

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.



Thirteen things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favourite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect





And remember:

Money talks.... But Chocolate sings

[Stylee]

also man begging PMS, PLEEAAAASE....my sweeeeet!!!!
as she pelts him with dishes hehe

[Lozzie]

Originally Posted by Stylee

also man begging PMS, PLEEAAAASE....my sweeeeet!!!!
as she pelts him with dishes hehe

hahahaha!!!!!

[Stylee]

i speak from experiance hehe, and things not to say PMS

Pass me salt!
Pour me sprite!
Please make supper!

im sure there are lots hehe

[tucker2005]

hehehe quaility