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  1. #121

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    I've heard that people from Dubai don't like The Flintstones.


    But people from Abu Dhabi do!!!

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    nana na na nana I wish Pink was dead, nana na na nana I shot her in the head, nana na na nana and now shes frikkin dead!
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    As the wife was in bed I held a glass of water in one hand and some nurofen in the other to which she replied "haha I dont even have a head ache"

    So I glassed her
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  3. #123

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    Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
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    The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

  4. #124

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    What do you call a man with no shins???

    Tony!!!
    It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.

  5. #125

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    coin blague merde!

    Why don't French people have two eggs for breakfast?


    Because one is an oeuf!

    (oeuf is french for egg, incase you didn't know) (and I know that if a joke needs explaining it is shite/merde, but it is crap/merde joke corner!)

  6. #126

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    A clitoris walked into a butchers shop and said "can I have some tongue please"?

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    nana na na nana I wish Pink was dead, nana na na nana I shot her in the head, nana na na nana and now shes frikkin dead!
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    I started singing recently and my teacher told me I needed a partner to bring out my full potential but no one was suitable.

    I had to resort to buying a duet yourself kit.





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  8. #128

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    my made up jokes are crap

    why did the chicken cross the road? because obvioulsy it didnt realise the danger it was putting itself in, nor did it have any understanding of road safety.
    http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=926&dateline=12544874  93

  9. #129

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    The Worzles

    I got arrested the other day for stealing a combine harvester........... I got bailed!!!!!!

  10. #130

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    Nag nag nag!!!

    What a load of shite it is that women can multi task!?!


    I've just told my missus to sit down and shut up........ and could she do it........could she bollocks!!!!!



    (PS, dont tell her I said that she will batter me!!!!)
    Last edited by Bonanza; 29th July 2012 at 09:39 PM.

  11. #131

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    Men at work

    I was shocked the other day when my Dad got sacked from his job as a highway maintenace worker, for being a pathological thief!

    At first I didnt believe it, but when I started to look around his house................ all the signs were there.

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    Truck that!!!

    Did I tell you about when I used to work in a warehouse a few years ago, one of the fellas there got caught shagging the exhaust pipe of one of the delivery waggons!?!?!?!!!!!!..................

    He's HGV positive now !!!

    Keep on truckin!!!

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    Do you jet it!?!?

    How do you get a baby spaceship to sleep?

    You rocket!

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