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  1. #106

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    Sorry about this.

    How do you get a fat bird into bed............ Peice of cake.

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    I got stopped in the street today by a woman doing a survey on height and heightism.

    She said..... "how much do you know about dwarfs"?

    I said..... "very little".

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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?


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    Now this is a crap joke!!!

    Did u hear about the canoe enthusiast with diarrhea?

    Kayaked everywhere!


    (Well it did say crap jokes!)

  5. #110

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    ha ha

    What do you do with a dog with no legs...

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    TAKE IT FOR A DRAG..
    IM BACK never really left tho

  6. #111

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    Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician?


    He worked it out with a pencil.

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    asked the wife for a wank last night, so she started stroking it with her keys.
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    i think i was beeing fobbed off

  8. #113

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    Little old lady goes to buy a Christmas tree.

    As the tree vendor loads the tree into her car, he says ........"You gunna put this up yerself love?"

    Little old lady replies ........ "No I am not you pervert, I am putting it in the corner of the front room, same as every other year!!!!".

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    I am in the dog house at home again. I was in bed with the missus last night, starting to get it on N that and she said...... "turn the light off and you can put it up me arse"



    I propably should have let the bulb cool down first...............!!!
    Last edited by Bonanza; 26th April 2012 at 01:46 PM.

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    I met a girl in the pub the other day with a plastoseen fanny.

    I never shagged her....... but i think i made an impression.
    Last edited by Bonanza; 22nd June 2012 at 09:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonanza View Post
    I met a girl in the pub the other day with a plastoseen fanny.

    I never shagged her....... but i think i left an impression.
    Love it
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    I have been breading and training special racing snails for a couple of years now but had no luck with winning any races.

    So i thought if i take the shells off the snails it will make them lighter and much faster............but if anything it has made them more sluggish!!!

    crap joke corner-racing-snail-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonanza View Post
    I have been breading and training special racing snails for a couple of years now but had no luck with winning any races.

    So i thought if i take the shells off the snails it will make them lighter and much faster............but if anything it has made them more sluggish!!!

    crap joke corner-racing-snail-jpg

  14. #119

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    ^^^^ that made me laff

    my condom split while having sex last night !!! i panicked at first but then i burst out laughing after thinking how funny the puppies would look

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    I have accidentally swollowed some scrable letters.


    Going for a crap could spell trouble!!!

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