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  1. #46

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    Right, it could be the fact that i've not had much sleep over the weekend but i don't get loads of these jokes, mainly yours Skippy to be fair!!!!

    A couple of questions for you, Why Harold Bishop? Where's the f in way?

    I really shouldn't have read this thread today, it's the last thing my head needed

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    Just for you Shabba

    Quote Originally Posted by skippy
    how do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?

    you take the 'f' out of 'safe' and the 'f' out of 'way'...
    The answer would be.....There is no effin (f****n) way (no f in way)

    The Harold Bishop joke, suppose he could've used any fat barsteward.
    [/URL]
    Quote Originally Posted by Lottie
    charlotte says: cant get preggers up the bum
    Quote Originally Posted by nics (height of cheekiness)
    nics says: oh by the way ive got a bone to pick with you.........ring me
    Quote Originally Posted by Lottie admitting she has a cock
    Judderz: thats Lottie
    lottie: the one with the biggest cock haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judderz
    Just for you Shabba



    The answer would be.....There is no effin (f****n) way (no f in way)

    The Harold Bishop joke, suppose he could've used any fat barsteward.
    Thankski verski muchski budski

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shabba
    Thankski verski muchski budski

    Didn't know you spoke Bulgarian? You're not from Nodnol by any chance are you?


    There = that place
    Their = belonging to them
    They're = they are

    Your = belonging to you
    You're = you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovepiano
    Didn't know you spoke Bulgarian? You're not from Nodnol by any chance are you?
    I'm from loopkcalb

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    lol 'Shabba'

    Quote Originally Posted by Judderz
    Just for you Shabba

    The answer would be.....There is no effin (f****n) way (no f in way)
    'sae no effin way'

    Quote Originally Posted by Judderz
    The Harold Bishop joke, suppose he could've used any fat barsteward.


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    because the junglist massive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shabba
    I'm from loopkcalb

    About the same as Bulgaria then
    [/URL]
    Quote Originally Posted by Lottie
    charlotte says: cant get preggers up the bum
    Quote Originally Posted by nics (height of cheekiness)
    nics says: oh by the way ive got a bone to pick with you.........ring me
    Quote Originally Posted by Lottie admitting she has a cock
    Judderz: thats Lottie
    lottie: the one with the biggest cock haha
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    A bloke buys his wife a rocket for her birthday..

    she says "what the hell have you bought me that for?"

    he says " you wanted space, so fcuk off!"

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    A mans in hospital with 60% burns to his lower body.

    Doctor says, "take two viagra"

    "do you think this will help" the man replies

    "no, but it will keep the sheets off you legs"

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    whats orange and sounds like a parrot?












    A carrot

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    its not really even a joke, it's real....or so im told

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    the mucky barsteward!!

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    Got this one in a text message today:

    A Jelly Baby goes into an STD clinic. He looks a bit of a state, and is covered in coconut and liqourice. The doctor says 'Bloody hell, what have you been up to?'

    The Jelly Baby says...

    'F*cking Allsorts'.

    Thank you. I'll be here all week...
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    Why's the bit between a womans chest and her hips called a waist?































    Coz you could've easily fit another pair of tits in there...

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    bit of bad 1..


    why Did Elton John have Freddy Mercury Curried instead of cremated..





















    so he could feel him slipping out of his arse 1 more time...errrrrrrrrrr
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    What did the slug say to the snail?























    "Big Issue?"


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