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  1. #31

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    Quote Originally Posted by beaker
    Mick hucknall was arrested last night for having sex with a rabbit ..............






    Apparently he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention
    PMSL

    There was a old man from Calcutta
    Who was found lying dead in a gutter
    The heat from the sun
    Burned a hole in his bum
    And melted his bollocks like butter.

    oh dear, sorry

    jayne x

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  3. #33

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    Lol you did say crap right......

    Mary Rose
    sat on a pin
    Mary Rose


  4. #34

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    what's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long?






    crib death.

  5. #35

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    What's red and sits in the corner?
















    A naughty fire engine.


    There = that place
    Their = belonging to them
    They're = they are

    Your = belonging to you
    You're = you are

  6. #36

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    a man wins a competition to take a tour round the set of neighbours. when he arrives at the set he is greeted by harold bishop. harold says "hello, today i will be your tour guide". so he and some other winners are taken through such houses as the skullys and round the coffee shop etc. then at the end of the tour harold says "this is the bit for you to ask me some questions regarding the tour" so the man sticks his hands straight in the air -

    "harold, why are you such a fat bastard?"





    harold quickly replies. "because every time i fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"

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    A trucker has been on the road for 3 weeks solid. Exhausted he stops off at a brothel, walks straight up to the owner, drops 500 & demands the ugliest woman in the house & a bacon butty.
    The lady is astonished: " sir for that kind of money, you could have one of our finest and a three course meal"
    "sweetheart" he replies "im not horny im homesick!"

  8. #38

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    two atoms are walking down the street, one of them says 'shit shit i've lost an electron!'

    the other asks 'are you sure???'

    to which the first replies:

    'yes! i'm positive!'


  9. #39

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    how many kids with a.d.d. does it take to change a light bulb?










    hey let's go play bikes!!

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    Crap Joke Corner

    WAT DO U GET IF A SCOUSER SHAGS A MANC?
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    WARRINGTON

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    HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
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    NONE SHE SHOULD OF OPENED IT BEFORE SHE BROUGHT IT IN...

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    WAT DO U GET IF U DROP A PIANO DOWN A MINE SHAFT?
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    A FLAT MINER...

  13. #43

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldskoolfukwit
    HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
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    NONE SHE SHOULD OF OPENED IT BEFORE SHE BROUGHT IT IN...

    This makes no sense at all????
    [/URL]
    Quote Originally Posted by Lottie
    charlotte says: cant get preggers up the bum
    Quote Originally Posted by nics (height of cheekiness)
    nics says: oh by the way ive got a bone to pick with you.........ring me
    Quote Originally Posted by Lottie admitting she has a cock
    Judderz: thats Lottie
    lottie: the one with the biggest cock haha
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  14. #44

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    how do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?

    you take the 'f' out of 'safe' and the 'f' out of 'way'...

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    what do u call a woodpecker with no beak??
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    a headbanger

    ATTENTION the musa x paradisiacaphile is on the loose again >>>> he is dangerous to all things yellow. the man just loves bananas.

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