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  1. #16

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    A Penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman "have you by any chance seen my brother" to which the barman replies...........

    "Don't know what's he look like"

  2. #17

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    this is my 4yr olds fave ...

    why did the banana go to the doctors .....?






    Because he wasn't peeling well

  3. #18

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    whats brown and looks through windows?






    a nosey shit.

  4. #19

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?





    To get to the SOUPermarket

    (LOL Chicken soup do ya get it? No ah well neither did I thats why I said it )

  5. #20

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiely
    Happy Easter


    LOL Nice one speilsburg! Just had me in stitches that one

  6. #21

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    Source's close to Gene Pitney's Family have revealed it will take three weeks to make his coffin from oak.

    But only 24 hours from balsa....

  7. #22

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    there once was a girl from a girl from westwhorton,
    with one big tit an a small one,
    not only that, she had a big hairy twat,
    and a fart like a 500-norton.


  8. #23

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy
    whats brown and looks through windows?






    a nosey shit.

    hahahaha that ones had me!

  9. #24

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy
    there once was a girl from a girl from westwhorton,
    with one big tit an a small one,
    not only that, she had a big hairy twat,
    and a fart like a 500-norton.

    Like it You might be on to something here. More of these would go down a treat.

    Old one for ya.

    What's got two legs and bleeds alot.........................half a dog. Bum bum!!
    IFYOU DON'T LIKE ME THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

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    There was once a wierd loser named Dave
    who dug up a prostitutes grave
    she was mouldy as shit
    and missing a tit
    but look at the money he saved

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    Mick hucknall was arrested last night for having sex with a rabbit ..............






    Apparently he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention

  12. #27

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    except I dont actually think this is that crap, I like it


    A guy walks into a bar with an octopus.
    He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus.
    "He can play any musical instrument in the world."
    Everyone in the bar laughs at the man,calling him an idiot.
    So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
    A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix.The guitar owner pays
    up the $50.
    Another customer walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis.
    The trumpet-owner coughs up the $50.
    Then Jim, a Scotsman plonks some bagpipes on the table.The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused look.
    Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?"
    The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to f*ck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."

  13. #28

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    Just been pissin it at that one T.C - Nice one!

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    Crap Joke

    WAT DO U GET IF A SCOUSER FUCKS A MANC...



    WARRINGTON

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    How many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a lightbulb?





    None...fcuk her, she can cook in the dark






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