Irish Sausages

[ClaireB]

Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked
Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you
Irish?"


"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask
me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you
ask me if I was German ?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish ?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if
I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?"


The assistant says, "Well no".

And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey,
would you ask me if I was American?

What about Danish Bacon, would you
ask me if Iwas Danish?"


"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says,
"Well, all right then!
Why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I
asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking
Homebase."

[Northern Star]

hahahaha thats ace

[Saysay]

Haha!

[ste huxley]

Mega that

[vix]

hahahaha

[tucker2005]

hahaha sweet as i like it