100 Camels

[The Joker]

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. 'America,' the husband replied.

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded, 'She's not from the States.'

'Yes, I am.' said the wife.

He looked at her and asked, 'Is he your husband?'

'Yes,' she replied.

Turning to the husband, he offered.... 'I'll give you 100 camels for her.' The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied,' She's not for sale.'

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, 'I was trying to figure out how I'd get 100 camels back home.'

[glazzy]

good 1

my uncle nearly sold me in tunisia(cos i got green eyes)...he was only joking but the fella took it seriously and it nearly got out of hand, funny now though

jayne x

[The Joker]

Christ I'm never goin there!!! Love the new sig btw if I haven't said it b4!!!

[glazzy]

Love the new sig btw if I haven't said it b4!!!

thanks

i wouldn't go again, they were trading in sheep and leather jackets...it was well scarey

jayne x

[The Joker]

Not surprised, I'm off 2 me secret hideout so's they can't get me!!!