The Perfect Dress

[ClaireB]

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her
mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another
dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't
you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied.....


"Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
before the wedding!"

[Vickles]

Ha ha cunning bitch.....I like it