piss funny email wind up

[Shpamshter]

ok, this is my mate talking to this bird another of my mates has been seeing.
background info

kenny = mate
ben and karl = ginger mates
nicola = bens bird
caroline = karls bird
paul = nicolas ex


From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 08:38
To: Nick Kenny
Subject:
You missed a good one mate!

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 11:37
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
sorry pet, i got too fucked up
did you have a good time though, did you pull?

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 11:34
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
Ooh, it was fantastic! Everybody was there. I think there were only a
handful of people NOT off their face! What do you mean did I pull? Ben came
out - we sh*gged in the toilets about four times. I've got a right old
bruise on the side of my face where he was pressing my head against the
toilet wall!!!!! I really like him Nick and I don't know what to do!!!!!


From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 11:44
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
you know that he sleeps with men aswell dont you? you should get karl
involved in one of your sessions and have a ginger sandwich

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 11:56
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
What do you mean, he sleeps with men. Who, what, why, when? Are you being
serious?

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 12:07
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
didnt you know?
does it bother you? him and karl had a bit of a thing, you should speak to
him about it, i think he's the givver not the taker though.

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 12:02
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
When did it happen and what about Caroline? Do you reckon he's still doing
it now?

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 12:14
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
i dont think he's still bumming him now, but i walked in on them once while
they were at it, they dont make a big secret of it or anything, i thought it
was just common knowledge

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 12:11
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
My minds gone numb - no, I didn't know. Please don't let Paul know! So
everyone knows that I'm sh*gging an uphill gardener - GREAT! I'm laughing
because if I din't laugh, I'd cry. He's such a nice guy and I really like
him but this takes the biscuit. We even tried the tradesmen's on Friday but
it was too big and it hurt. No wander he shoves his finger up my a*rse all
the time!!!!!! What do you think I should do? When did this happen?

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 12:24
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
there's nothing wrong with it, i cant beleive he hasnt mentioned it, i know
for a fact that him and karl went to this club in manchester called gaylords
to pick up men, and he ended up getting bummed by about 4 blokes, i dont
think you should do anything, but you should probably mention that you know
about it and see what he ses

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 12:34
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
How long ago did this happen?

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 13:31
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
so what are you gonna do then?

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 13:30
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
Dunno...
I think it's hilarious. Although, I do think he should have told me. We
sleep together unprotected at least 5 times a week and always on a weekend.
Things are beginning to fall into place though!
He's sent me a text saying that he hasn't slept with Karl for ages since
he's been seeing me. Although, he does 'screw about with tim and sometimes
Donna when she's up from London' whoever they are.
What's your opinion on it?


From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 13:41
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
he he he
it was all a cruel hoax, he's not gay as far as i know
did you really believe me?

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 13:37
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
He's admitted to it!

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 13:50
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
what an idiot!
i was totally making it all up, does he give or take then?

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 13:50
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
Kenny, you are a f*cker. Are you positive that you were bull sh*tting?

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 14:01
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
honestly, i swear on me mams life, i cant believe he's admitted it, are you
sure he wasnt taking the piss?

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 14:12
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
He thought I was messing about with him so that's why he sent me that
message. Kenny, you are a f*cker - Yes, I did believe you! I've been crying
at my desk, I haven't had any lunch cos I couldn't eat anything and I've
made an appointment at my doctor's for an AIDS test. You are dead!!!!! I've
spoken to him on the phone now. For the record, he said, you're the only one
who takes it up the ass! (Meaning me, of course) I hate you!

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 14:25
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:

he he he

am i evil or what

From: Nicola H
Sent: 04 March 2002 14:35
To: Nick Kenny
Subject: RE:
Even Bhavra played along with it! On Thursday he was telling me about Ben's
ex who's name began with a K, had strawberry blond hair and was really
skinny - Karl! You're gonna get it you are! I was absolutely distraught.
There's this guy who I find irresistible, intelligent, and oozes sex appeal,
oh and not forgetting his monster c*ock, and you tell me that he's bi - you
can imagine the pictures that I had in my head. I actually thought 'my God,
he'll tear them in two he's that big'. I was thinking 'so that's why he
doesn't want a relationship with me', everything is beginning to fall into
place! I'm relieved he's not. You are in big trouble mate!!!!!!!

From: Nick Kenny
Sent: 04 March 2002 14:54
To: 'Nicola H'
Subject: RE:
i cant believe you fell for it, what a mad coincidence about his ex though.
Sucker!!!

[Tigger]

That is 'king priceless!!!

[The Joker]

superb m8!!!!