"got any bread"??

[nics]

WHAT THE DUCK......
A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman "got any bread?" The barman
says "no", the duck says "got any bread?" The barman says "no", the duck
says "got any bread?" The barman says "we have no bread", the duck says "got
any bread?" The barman says "no - we have no F***ing bread", the duck says
"got any bread?" The barman says "no, are you deaf, we haven't got any
f***ing bread", the duck says "got any bread?" The barman says "no, we have
no f***ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar
you irritating bas***d bird!", the duck says "got any nails?", The barman
says "no", the duck says "got any bread?"

[beaker]

hahaha .. thats funny

i might even be able to remember it an all

[BlackburnRaver]

he he made me chuckle that one