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| Bad day at the office dear???? light amusement .. yes it is a bit much to read but it's amuse'n > >Phil is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in > >Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling > >rigs. Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to > >Laughline' radio show, who were sponsoring a "worst job experience" > >contest. Needless to say, she won. > > > >This is the email > >Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. > >Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling > >down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with > >you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can > >tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few > >technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the > >bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. > >This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep > >warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. > >This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It > >heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to > >the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. > >Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used it several > >times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and > >start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my > >wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like > >working in a Jacuzzi. > >Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my bum started > >to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things > >worse. Within a few seconds my arse started to burn. I pulled the > >hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I > >realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a > >jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. > >Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish > >couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as > >fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was > >actually grinding the jellyfish into my arse. I informed the dive > >supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions > >were unclear due to the fact that he along with 5 other divers > >were all laughing hysterically. > >Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 > >agonizing in-water decompression stops totalling 35 minutes > >before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry > >decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing > >nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the > >medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a > >tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum as soon as I get in > >the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't sh*t for > >2 days because my arsehole was swollen shut. So, next time you're > >having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be > >if you had a jellyfish shoved up your arse......
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| pmsl Pix m8, I'll remember that next time I'm havin a bad day!! ![]()
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