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Old 12th November 2005, 02:55 PM
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The Creation Of A Pussy?

The Creation of a pussy...




Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slice

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and f**ked it, and called it a c*nt.
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Old 12th November 2005, 02:59 PM
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GET A LIFE SAD ACT!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ONLY A JOKE, YOU CARRY ON POSTING PATHETIC TRAILERS OFF THE NET!!!!!!
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GET A LIFE SAD ACT!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ONLY A JOKE, YOU CARRY ON POSTING PATHETIC TRAILERS OFF THE NET!!!!!!
GET A LIFE SAD ACT!! THEYRE ONLY A JOKE, YOU CARRY ON POSTING PATHETIC POEMS OFF THE NET!!!!!
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