QUASI MODO WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET FEELING A BIT HORNY SO HE THOUGHT HE'D FIND HIMSELF A PROSTITUTE, HE WALKED TO THE LOCAL RED LIGHT DISTRICT AND APPROACHED AN ASIAN LADY, "HOW MUCH FOR A FUCK LOVE?" HE ASKED, "£15 SHE REPLIED" OH SAID QUASI I ONLY HAVE £12 WILL THAT DO? NO SAID THE ASIAN £15 OR NO JOY SO OFF HE WENT, 5 MINS LATER HE BUMPED INTO ANOTHER ASIAN AND ASKED "HOW MUCH FOR A FUCK?" AGAIN SHE TOLD HIM £15 OR NO JOY SO OFF HE WENT, 5 MINS LATER HE BUMPED INTO A WHITE WOMAN AND AGAIN ASKED HOW MUCH HER SERVICES WERE, £15 SHE REPLIED BUT ITS BEEN SLOW TODAY SO IM OPEN TO OFFERS! GOOD SAID QUASI I ONLY HAVE £12 WILL THAT DO? YES SHE SAYS AND OFF THEY WENT TO DO THERE STUFF.
16 YEARS LATER QUASI'S WALKIN DOWN THE STREET WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FEELS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER, HE TURNS AND SEE'S A YOUNG LAD WITH 1 EYE AND A BIG HUMP ON HIS BACK AND HE SAYS "OY ARE YOU FUCKIN QUASI-MODI, "YES" SAYS QUASI, "LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME SAID THE BOY, IVE GOT SLURRED SPEACH, ONE EYE AND A BIG FUCKIN HUMP ON MY BACK!! AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR HAVING A QUICKIE WITH MY MOTHER"
"FUCK OFF SAYS QUASI, COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY FOR ANOTHER 3 QUID YOU'D OF BEEN A FUCKIN PAKI!!!!!!!!!
11th November 2005, 12:59 AM
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