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13th October 2005, 01:30 PM
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| Little Girl Lost There's a little girl wandering around the shop, apparently lost. The shop assistant goes up to her and says "Hello, are you ok"? The girl, holding back her tears says "I've lost my mommy"..... the assistant says "Well, what's she like?" and the daughter replies "Big cocks & Vodka" 
__________________  Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss"      |
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