The Golfer

[moonie]

Joe is teeing off from the Back Tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife Mary is teeing up on the Red Tees directly in his way. Unable to stop his swing he nails it and hits her directly in the temple and kills her instantly. A few days later Joe gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"

Joe: "Yes sir, that's correct"

Coroner: "Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged up her arse"

Joe: "Was it a Titleist 3 ?"

Coroner: "Yes, It was" Joe: "That must have been my mulligan."

[brixtonite]

now, you see - that's a funny joke... but you got to be a golfer to understand it.









(ps: yes I DO understand it ffs)

[Shorty]

I hear ya an all - tickled me

[turpieaj]

LOL - Just had to google "mulligan" cracking joke btw

[brixtonite]

whats yer handicaps gents?

[turpieaj]

Originally Posted by brixtonite

whats yer handicaps gents?

Call mine "married with children"

[*alicia*]

aww i wanna b able 2 understand it

[Shorty]

Originally Posted by brixtonite

whats yer handicaps gents?

big fat zero Although, not played for months, played the Belfry last weekend and was 7 over (was quietly pleased - lol)

[brixtonite]

Sorry, I don't talk to scratch golfers.

I'd be happy knocking it round in that ffs - full credit - not played for months either, so much so that its the 3 iron off the first cos of rather nasty out of townage.

This being said - I have had a hole in one, with the tie to prove it :O)

(married with children - arf arf... ah well, think of the joy they bring you - I MEAN YOUR FAMILY, NOT YOUR VINYL!)

Originally Posted by Shorty

big fat zero Although, not played for months, played the Belfry last weekend and was 7 over (was quietly pleased - lol)

[fast regi]

Originally Posted by *alicia*

aww i wanna b able 2 understand it

mulligan is a "do-over", hit a bad shot, take a mulligan and try again

[*alicia*]

haha took me a while bit thats funny hehe