Monday funnys.

[lilblueminx]

A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although
familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says,
"sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the
father of one of my children !"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I made love to on the snooker
table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery
and stuck a cucumber up my bottom!?"

No she replies coldly,"I'm your sons' English Teacher"...