| centipede
Bloke goes into a pet shop, he gets sold a centipede, told it's the most intelligent animal in the shop. Gets it home, tells it to make his dinner, it scuttles into the kitchen and comes back with steak 'n chips and peas and a pint of lager. Sits down to watch telly and sends it out to get a video. 2 hours later, its still not back, goes into the hallway and he's still there. "what's going on?" says the bloke, to which the centipede replies: "give us chance to put my f*cking shoes on"!
jayne x | 
22nd February 2002, 10:36 AM
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