When we girls drink too much

[Vickles]

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE
AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH
WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT
UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT

6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO
US

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO
WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

[nics]

sounds a bit familiar to tomeless the other night chick??

[Vickles]

Originally Posted by nics

sounds a bit familiar to tomeless the other night chick??

Haven't a clue what ya on about Nicola lol

['Shabba']

Ha ha, int being drunk ace!!!!!

[nics]

Originally Posted by Vickles

Haven't a clue what ya on about Nicola lol

i didnt think you would

oooohh sunday name

[Ponka]

Originally Posted by Vickles

Haven't a clue what ya on about Nicola lol

Yeah Right

[nics]

Originally Posted by Ponka

Yeah Right

thanks ponka.....................anybody would think vik is truly a non pisshead

we know diffo

[Ponka]

Definitely her and george best like two peas in a pod.

My wallet definitely knows how much she can drink as well lol

[Vickles]

Woh woh woooooooh hold on a minute

Actually.......I can't really argue with ya's, I loooooooove getting drunk

Good job you two didn't see me on CB's birthday at Evo.......dear oh dear

[nics]

Originally Posted by Vickles

Woh woh woooooooh hold on a minute

Actually.......I can't really argue with ya's, I loooooooove getting drunk

Good job you two didn't see me on CB's birthday at Evo.......dear oh dear

you know i would of if i wasnt on me joll's!!

its top being a pisshead........................not that i'd know like??

[li'l Sonz]

that defo made me lol!!!! Every single bit of that is really true!!!!

[beaker]

Originally Posted by Vickles

Woh woh woooooooh hold on a minute

Actually.......I can't really argue with ya's, I loooooooove getting drunk

Good job you two didn't see me on CB's birthday at Evo.......dear oh dear

hey i saw/felt ya at evo ooerr

quote vickles, "an i wuv you, an i wuv you an i wuv you "

how sweet are you when yer drunk.. ? bless ya

[Vickles]

Originally Posted by beaker

hey i saw/felt ya at evo ooerr

quote vickles, "an i wuv you, an i wuv you an i wuv you "

how sweet are you when yer drunk.. ? bless ya

That wasn't me lol

Although I do love you sweetie