horse and the chicken

[glazzy]

One day a horse and a chicken were playing in the meadow. In the middle of the meadow there was a mud hole. While wildly running around, the horse fell into the mud hole and became stuck. He spied the chicken nearby and called for help. Hey, chicken, I"m stuck in the mud hole. Go to the farmer"s house for help!" yelled the horse.

The chicken took off and ran to the farm house, but the farmer was not home. The chicken saw the farmer"s Mercedes in the driveway and decided to drive it out to the meadow to save the horse. The chicken grabbed a coil of rope, hopped into the Mercedes and drove out to the meadow. Once there, he tied one end of the rope to the Mercedes and tossed the other end to the horse. The chicken hopped back in the Mercedes and pulled the horse from the mud. The horse was very grateful. He said, "Thanks chicken, if you ever need anything you can count on me. " The chicken replied, "No problem, Horse," and both went on their separate ways.

A few weeks later, the horse and the chicken were once again playing in the meadow. This time the chicken fell into the mud hole and became stuck.
"Hey, horse!" called the chicken, "I"m stuck! Go to the farmer"s house for help." The horse came over to the mud hole and looked things over. "I think I can get you out without any help," said the horse. He carefully straddled the mud hole and said to the chicken, "You know what to grab for. The chicken looked up and saw what was hanging below the horse, he thought what the heck and grabbed on and pulled himself free of the mud.

The moral of this story is: If you are hung like a horse, you don"t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.


jayne x

[The Joker]

gud 1 glazzy!!!