I saved 1600 lives!!

[Diane]

Dear diary, day one
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses I'm really excited!

Dear diary, day two
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful, we saw some whales and some dolphins. What a wonderful holiday this has started to be, I met the captain today and he seems a very nice man.

Dear diary, day three
I spent some time in the pool today, I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honoured and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

Dear diary, day four
Went to the ship's casino, did ok won about £80. The captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

Dear diary, day five
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He asked me again to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled!.

Dear diary, day six
I saved 1600 lives today, twice!!