Female comebacks

[Diane]

Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before ?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to your's and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign ?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd probably die, laughing.