Footie Joke

[ClaireB]

A man had two great tickets for the Cup final. As he sits down, another
>man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
>him.
> >
> >"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
> >
> >"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
>seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in England,
>and not use it?"
> >
> >He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
>come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't
>been to together since we got married."
> >
> >"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't you
>find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
>seat?
> >
> >The man shakes his head.
> >

> >"No. They're all at the funeral."
> >

[Northern Star]

Superb hun