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| Stoned A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when gecko walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says, "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So gecko climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few tokes together. After a while gecko says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river. Gecko climbs down the tree, dittybops on thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. Well, gecko is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the gecko and helps him to the side, then asks gecko, "What's the matter with you?" Gecko explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree and smoking a joint with the monkey and got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he's gotta check this hippie monkey out and walks off into the jungle where he finds the tree where the monkey is still sitting and toking on the joint. He looks up and says "hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says, "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu de, how much water did you drink?!!" ![]()
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| Lolol!! Oh dear! ![]()
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