messy divorce

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A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"
"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"
"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"
"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
"I'd like to live with Watford Football Club" the boy replied quickly.
"Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"

[Ponka]

A POINT AT OLD TRAFFORD HA HA HAAA
WHO THE FCUK ARE MAN UNITED!!
BE QUIET SAYS JOEY !!

[Vickles]

Originally Posted by Ponka

A POINT AT OLD TRAFFORD HA HA HAAA
WHO THE FCUK ARE MAN UNITED!!
BE QUIET SAYS JOEY !!

Shut ya mouth you

Ps How's Charlie

[Vickles]

Oh by the way Ads, your sig is waaaaaaaaay too big

Get it sorted before Butty notices it or I tell him

[Ponka]

Originally Posted by Vickles

Shut ya mouth you

Ps How's Charlie

Last i heard he'd moved to brazil and become a woman. Had the full lot tucked in





p.s. United 1 -1 City Get in there!!