that'll teach me

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Thought Id share a little something with you that might make you laugh, it might even make someone heave......
i went out the other week wearing a nice white short sleeve shirt ( wont mention the label as i might get accused of being chav!) anyway , me and the missis visited a nice country pub for some dinner, i placed a napkin over the front of me shirt to stop any gravy dripping down the front cos i can be a right messy git sometimes, dinner followed by a nice desert, still managing to not spill any food, thus not marking my new shirt, went to the next pub, drank a shed load of beer, jack daniels ect, still not splilling anydrink down it, got a cab home after a good skin full, went straight to the bathroom and puked my guts up, still not getting a single drop of puke on me shirt, after I'd finished being sick , i took the shirt off in the bathroom and left it on the floor and crashed out in me bed, got up the next morning, staggered to the bathroom only to discover my 2 year old jack russel staffy cross had doen a big stinky runny shit all over me nice new shirt

[Markz]

Rofl, Class mate nothing like a good ol messy story.

[Saysay]

Lololol Now thats bad luck!

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Originally Posted by Miss saysay

Lololol Now thats bad luck!

Id call it shit luck

[cutter]

u shud of left a picture of osama on the floor works for me everytime

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*awaits comments from murfs

[brixtonite]

don't feed him (or her) yer leftover kebabs and leave yer bag lying about - dog noses (and bellies) are very sensitive

[ClaireB]

Oh nooooooo what a shame