Friday funny - Old Skool Anthemz

2nd September 2005, 01:33 PM

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Friday funny

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my

girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She

floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze

love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze

soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze >bed in

pure ecstasy".

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me

bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on da

curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

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