liverpool birds........

[bigtruck]

A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey.She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water,when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of ther pier,crying.
He took pity on her and said,"Look,you have so much to live for,I'm off to America in the morning,and if you like,I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day"
Moving closer,he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,"I'll keep you happy,and you'll keep me happy"
The girl nodded 'Yes'. After all,what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.
That night,the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.From then on,every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,and they made love until dawn.
Two weeks later,during a routine inspection,she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"she explained. "I get food and a trip to America,and he's screwing me"
"He certainly is," said the captain. "This is the Birkenhead Ferry"

[fugjostle]

That made me laff out loud

[nics]

absolute class, proper made me chuckle

[dodgymix]

whats the difference between a Scouse Bird & a computer

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You only have to punch the details into a computer once!

[Vickles]

good one Turbine

[Mesh]

he he
An oldie but a goodie Tez
and dodgymix..
what does bunch mean

Originally Posted by dodgymix

whats the difference between a Scouse Bird & a computer

You only have to bunch the details in once on a computer

[dodgymix]

Originally Posted by Mesh

he he
An oldie but a goodie Tez
and dodgymix..
what does bunch mean

Punch...i'll change it , i'm not "disleskick", i'm just really bad at typing

[Mesh]

Originally Posted by dodgymix

Punch...i'll change it , i'm not "disleskick", i'm just really bad at typing

Thanks for clearing that up..bit of advice..if you are going to skit..at least spell it right

[ruffers]

Originally Posted by fugjostle

That made me laff out loud

Me too, excellent

[Northern Star]

[woody]

lol top one tez

must add tho liverpool girls are sexy as fuck, i'm just hopin they are that dumb walkin round the town centre is a pleasure on sunny days, spesh near that lap dancing bar

[Lozzie]

Originally Posted by woody

spesh near that lap dancing bar

Which one...? The Blue leopard?

[woody]

Originally Posted by Lozzie

Which one...? The Blue leopard?

erm dunno it is blue tho.. its up the top end near dale street, up a side street

[sirius]

Originally Posted by woody

erm dunno it is blue tho.. its up the top end near dale street, up a side street

You sound like you know all the classy establishments bud

[woody]

Originally Posted by sirius

You sound like you know all the classy establishments bud

lol hardly fella, theres a few car park spaces further up thats all merely walked past