chav jokes

[woody]

what do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

a start

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how do you get 100 chavs in a phone box?

paint stripes on it

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3 chavs die when their nova falls off a cliff, why is it a shame?

the car seats 4

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what do you call a 12 year old chavette?

pregnant

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What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted

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What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe

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What do chavs use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter.

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What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand.

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AND MY FAVOURITE!!!


2 chavs in a car without any music. Whos driving?

The police.