Another crap joke

[turpieaj]

A Cannibal was standing on a pavement beside a large pile of shite - and was absoultely sobbing his poor little heart out. Just then his best friend comes along and tries to console him. "Whats up bud, why are you so sad?"

The cannibal sniffs,sobs and replies " I've just dumped my girlfriend".

[GucciGurl]

Best day of my life,
Walking down the aisle towards my husband.
Everyone smiling,
Vicar said a few nice words.
I gave him a kiss,
And shut the f**king coffin!

[sgt.lead]

Originally Posted by GucciGurl

Best day of my life,
Walking down the aisle towards my husband.
Everyone smiling,
Vicar said a few nice words.
I gave him a kiss,
And shut the f**king coffin!

quality

[GucciGurl]

Thanx

Heres another one for you.

Ann summers LTD;
WE THANKYOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER.
YOU ASKED FOR A LARGE RED VIBRATOR,
AS PICTURED IN OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE RESLECT AS THIS IS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

[italooldskool]

quality lol

[GucciGurl]

If your lover has put on to much weight,
Get them to run 3 miles in the morning,
And 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week,
The fat c**t will be 42 miles away.

Sorry thats not a very nice one!!