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Old 29th July 2005, 09:07 AM
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Made up my own joke last night

was talking about Willy wonka last night, then i thought of this really shit effort.....

He's not deaf!

who?

Roy Kinnear

really sorry but to be honest, maybe my mates have no style or sense but they all laughed and i was buzzin, my first joke. Bless
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Old 29th July 2005, 10:34 AM
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Lol! It made me chuckle!


Just want to say too, I like your sig
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I dont get it
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Old 29th July 2005, 11:06 AM
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Roy Kinnear (Roy Can Hear) - He's not deaf
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Roy Kinnear (Roy Can Hear) - He's not deaf
lol ok, so i now get that bit hahahaah but whats that gotta to do with willy wonka
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In the original, he played (I think) Violets Dad
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In the original, he played (I think) Violets Dad
Ffs so he did

Nice to see some 1 is awake this morning eh Phil
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Old 29th July 2005, 11:27 AM
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Ha ha good one

I told this a few friends and pretended I made it up myself he he
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was talking about Willy wonka last night, then i thought of this really shit effort.....

He's not deaf!

who?

Roy Kinnear

really sorry but to be honest, maybe my mates have no style or sense but they all laughed and i was buzzin, my first joke. Bless
Oh dear Deffo one for the crap jokes thread
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phew, didn't go down too bad. its fun making your own jokes up, i'm up all night sometimes so its nice to have even just one to show for it!! (even if Northern Star built it up for herself too much )

'bout my sig sweet sensation, its off one of my all time fav records
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'bout my sig sweet sensation, its off one of my all time fav records

Whats that then? Excuse my ignorance I know I shouldnt admit this, but I have this terrible habit of judging people Ive never met by their sigs!
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lol good joke that manc im gonna pretend i made it and nick it. thank for the hard work lol

and sweet im quite worried that u judge people by there sigs. i aint got one
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Old 2nd August 2005, 11:16 PM
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and sweet im quite worried that u judge people by there sigs. i aint got one

Lol! Well Ive met you and you have no sig, so I think that says it all
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Old 2nd August 2005, 11:37 PM
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Quality joke, I'm lol'ing here. But then I am pissed
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