valentines day poems!!

[hektik]

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits.

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Roses are red
When in reality
Sleeping with girls
Don't beat bestiality

Roses are red
But I like carnations
You're crap in bed
So I shagged your alsation

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
and try double entry
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And they both smell
A whole lot sweeter than you!!!

Roses are red
Nettles are green
You've got the nicest tits
That I've ever seen

Roses are red
Although some can be peuce
Your grip is too tight
And your fanny too loose

Roses are red
Rotting trees become hollow
I just have to know
Do you spit, gargle or swallow?

[The Frog Meister]

LOL

I was just about to post that!

[glazzy]

pmsl...they r the best i've heard!!!!!!!!!

jayne x

[butty]

mint mate mint!!!!!!!