parrots

[spiely]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female
parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment."You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and
read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my
house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and
Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that
phrase in no time.
>Thank you," the woman responded,"this may very well be
the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to
the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that
his two male parrots were inside their cage holding
rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered!"

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