horsin about

[Doylie]

a man was riding through the desert wen he meets a snake,
'plz mr snake, dnt hurt me' he ses,
the snake replies
'dnt worry sir, im a magic snake, i will giv u 3 wishes'

the man thinks for a moment n then replies

'firstly id like a million£ in my bank account'
'secondly, id like the most beautiful woman in the world waitin 4 me in my bed'

' n finaly, i want 2 b hung like my horse'

certainly sed the snake n dissapeared,

the man races home, on the way he phones the bank, who tell him he has £1 mil in the bank,

he is vry excited n rushes 2 his room, where, as he asked, is the most beautiful woman in the world, naked,

so he whips off his pants,

n exclaims


'SHIT!!! i forgot!!'






'i was ridin the MARE 2day'

lol