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Old 31st May 2005, 03:38 PM
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Something Smells Fishy!

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
one in the air, then caught it in his mouth. In the middle of catching
another one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the
peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in
deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out
the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed
of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up
the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the
peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out
to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's
wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our
son-in-law!"
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Old 31st May 2005, 07:52 PM
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Euuuuuuugh!!! lolol
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Old 31st May 2005, 08:09 PM
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well its not my fingers!!!!!
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Old 2nd June 2005, 02:34 AM
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funny

that was so funny mate lol
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Old 3rd June 2005, 03:11 PM
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hahaha lol!
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Old 3rd June 2005, 05:15 PM
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gud 1, hahaha
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