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#1
31st May 2005, 03:33 PM
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| *oldie* farm yard confusion A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife is reading in bed. The man says, "This is the pig that I f**k when you've got a headache". His wife retorts, "I think you'll find that THAT is a sheep." The man replies, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."
__________________  Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss"      |
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31st May 2005, 03:47 PM
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| Lol! That made me chuckle that!!  
__________________ Naughty, but......   ....  (The Godfather of House Flirted With Me!!!)aka sweet p, mrs c and pauly p's missus! 'You can't sit down with a record in one hand and match it to something else. It should just hit you.' - Erol Alkan |
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