Bacon Tree

[Vickles]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you
can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees
no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
Pepe
following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,
and Luis is cut down is his tracks.

It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he
manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" "Luis... Luis
mi amigo...what ees eet?"

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....




Ees





Ees"




Wait for it.......




"Ees, a Ham Bush.....!"

[cutter]

ffs lmao....

[JD7]

ROFL needed that after the fookin day I've had !!!

[Northern Star]

thats so bad its good lol

[moonie]

like a lot of things on here
i have'nt heard that fer years

[brixtonite]

farking quality

(even tho is was a 'dad joke')

;o)