Paddy in Oz!

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Paddy was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach in Australia couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style.
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small
- and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya, man ... you'll
have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away,
laughing, looking sick... So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked
him, "What's wrong now?" "JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes at the front!"