Trouble At Womans FA Cup Final

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talk about going off big style? ..well me and the county road cutters (salon dept) had blue murder with the charlton hestons in some boozer by Upton Park yesterday....

talk of it going off had been circulating all week via the 'Take A Break' chat room and the 'Loose Women' message board..with such luminaries as Maria_Fish_Who_Me? claiming that they would de-n1pple any scousers found in any south london boozers ..

Well anyway on the the trip...me betty Mary Jeny and liz got the 0630 train from Limey stopping off at Crewe to get some more Slimfast and choccy biccys for the journey...At crewe by the way we met the imfamous Carry Murray the beared lady of Womens Football...She stopped to sign autographs and chat until the Police liasion officer caught up with her and Mandy Nicholls and they made a dash for the train...

Once..us girls had got to the smoke we headed off to Oxford street to do a little bit of ahem shopping...with Mary doing the best by purloining a corking blag Louis Vitton clutch bag and hairband set...I got some two for one tammys off a dealer on tottenham court road...which were to come in handy later...

Onto the tube and we regaled the sunday commuters with old faves as 'If you know your histerectomy" Ok Sarah Ok Sarah we're going to wembeleee" and my old fave "plums out for the ladies"

Anyway I digrees we got to this boozer called the Bling Beddar where we met the other girls who'd travelled down on the friday to catch the Derren Brown 'Lose weight fatty' show at the Lycieum...;they informed us both the hammers and the hestons were joinng forces and that they were well tooled up with sewing kits,used pregnancy tests and the new 'It's Maybeline' cordless curling tonges.....It looked like we would need to be up for it..and up for it we were...We stormed in the juicer zorbed the jukebox with 'Enrico' records and proceeded to drink as much J20 as we could....

Anyway one thing led to another and after one of our girls was asked 'oooh I like your shoes,where ever did you purchase them?' we knew they ahd us sussed so we tied our hair up and steamed right into them like a Rowenta 180 (2s) ...There was claret everywhere...plus a fair amount of Orange and even lager and lime...luckily the old bill put a stop to it getting any more 'On top'

We were escorted to the groung were we refused to sit and sang our hearts out for the lads...

The journey home is another story..

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