how a "real" man baths a cat

[glazzy]

1. Scrub toilet and flush several times. (You may consider this step to be optional).
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Note: Hold securely to leash attached to cat in toilet.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door, and slam it shut - securely shut, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.

8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.


jayne x

[The Joker]

pmsl, that is superb!

[The Frog Meister]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!! That is *so* true....


* goes to hunt a kitty! *

[Pixie]

Awwwwwww, poor purdy cat !!!