sick joke

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A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in
and
says
> > >
> > > "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
> > > He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in
and
> > > says
> > > "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
> > > The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says,
> > > "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."
> > > So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have
a
> > > problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate
to
> > > fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs?
> > > Alcohol?
> > > The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law
> > drinks
> > >
> > > every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I
> go
> > > over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder
and
> > > cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm
> > > fucking
> > > her."
> > > The boss says, "You fuck your sister?"
> > > The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."