Twenty Five Ways to be Annoying

[ads]

Always refer to yourself as a "Poke-master"

When caught picking your nose, claim that it is "scientific research."
P> Laugh at old people in the hospital and tell them that you don't
"buy their little act."

Continue to refer to yourself as "_____ the Great.

Run down the street nude screaming "they're everywhere!"

Tell people that you are the great "Lingy Lingy from Afghanistan."

Call your parents by their first names.

When people tell you a stupid joke reply "We don't find you amusing."

Always refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

Tell people that St. Judes is "Crap, besides, what have Jews done for
us lately anyway?"

Walk into your bosses office in ten minute intervals referring to him
as "Big Guy" and simoltaneously patting your stomach.

Continuously make quotation marks with your fingers.

Tell people you believe that television is "evil."
At restaurants, steal as many jelly packets as possible.

Tell people that you believe the Pope is a cynical asshole.

Druel all over your friends shirt then scream "Holy Shit thats
friekin gross!"

Walk into a store and ask customers where you can find "The one they
call Slim Jim."

Refer to Satan as an "OK guy."

Tell people of your wonderful journey to the Zulu nation, changing
important details every time.

Tell people the same thing several times, when the say "You already
told me." reply, "Oh, was that you I told it to?" Repeat this act
over and over.

Tell people that you're sick and tired of hearing about "The less fortunate."

Tell cancer patients that their hair was "ugly anyways."

Double Dip...repeatedly.

Tell people that Shakespeare is a deadly weapon.

When a waiter asks "Is Pepsi OK?" Reply, "Can I tip you in food stamps?"

[dj_jam]

i know one way to be annoying

[Markz]

"Walk into your bosses office in ten minute intervals referring to him
as "Big Guy" and simoltaneously patting your stomach"

Some of them are well funny

[dodgymix]

Originally Posted by ads

Call your parents by their first names.

works every time!!!

[looloo05]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! class!! im gunna do them me tinks just 2 pee peeps off!!!!