Dodgy Software !!!

[Karlos]

Software problems......

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every sixth week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 or Jeep hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother In Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install
Mistress 2004 , but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004 , it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Please help?

[The Joker]

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[chris101]

Originally Posted by Karlos

Software problems......

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every sixth week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 or Jeep hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother In Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install
Mistress 2004 , but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004 , it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Please help?

> >Dear TROUBLED USER,
> >
> >This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a
> >primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0
> >with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.
> >Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run
> >everything.
> >
> >It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
> >to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause
> >Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible
> >to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once
> >installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
> >designed to do this.
> >
> >Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more
> >problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-
> >Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the
> >situation.
> >
> >I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to
> >alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I
might
> >also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership
> >Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems
> >that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action
will
> >be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of
> >C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command
> >before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run
> >smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
> >
> >Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying
> >additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
> >Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install
> >Secretary Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for
> >Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
> >system.
> >
> >Best of Luck,
> >Tech Support