blind man and his dog

[glazzy]

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on
his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the
dog.

A passer-by who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of
you after what he just did."

"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth
is, so I can kick him in the nuts."


jayne x