all he wants for christmas is a new leg

[WAFC]

A footballer was arrested and out on bail yesterday, and is due to appear
before magistrates in Nottingham tomorrow, to face charges relating to an
incident which took place at his clubs annual Christmas party on Monday.
Paul Addington, a defender for the Coca-Cola League Division Two side
Mansfield Town, was arrested for "lewd and threatening behaviour, criminal
damage and assault" during the party, which took place at the Copthorne
Hotel in Nottingham.

During the course of the evening, Addington, 29, is alleged to have become
drunk, abusive and violent towards staff at the hotel, culminating in an
unsavoury incident with an ornamental decorative reindeer and a prosthetic
leg.

Hotel duty manager Alan Shaw said today: "It was disgusting behaviour and
totally uncalled for. The evening was passing off very well with everyone in
high spirits, but the gentleman concerned just took things too far. He made
a pass at one of our waitresses, and when she didn't respond, he became
abusive towards her."

Mr Shaw went on: "At this point, Mr Addington walked to the front of the
room, undid his trousers, and began to simulate aggressive sexual
intercourse with one of our decorative reindeer. Despite calls for him to
sit down, he continued to touch and fondle the reindeer in an inappropriate
manner, before breaking off one of it's antlers and hurling it at a
team-mate, who was laughing."

The trouble then esculated when hotel catering manager Steven Aitken tried
to calm Addington down. "The player just went beserk," said Mr Shaw. "Steven
has a prosthetic left leg from the kneecap down, following an unfortunate
gardening accident several years ago. To our horror and disgust, Mr
Addington knocked Steven to the floor, pulled the leg from its socket, and
then proceeded to beat him repeatedly around the head with it. I've never
seen anything like it. Mansfield FC will be hearing from our lawyers in due
course."

Mr Aitken and his leg were taken to the Queen Ann hospital in Nottingham
where they were eventually reunited. Mr Aitken also received treatment for
concussion and bruising, but his condition is said to be stable.

Mansfield FC today refused to comment on the allegations, but advised that a
full statement will be made within the next 24 hours."

[milenko/]

Originally Posted by WAFC

has a prosthetic left leg from the kneecap down, following an unfortunate
gardening accident several years ago. To our horror and disgust, Mr
Addington knocked Steven to the floor, pulled the leg from its socket, and
then proceeded to beat him repeatedly around the head with it. I've never
seen anything like it."

Mr Aitken and his leg were taken to the Queen Ann hospital in Nottingham
where they were eventually reunited..

fuckin ell man, i was nearly cying at that one thats a fuckin pearler wafc

[dods]

ha ha - fuckin hell and i thought i was a nobhead when i am pissed
I've got nowt on that bastard!!