horsing around

[glazzy]

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I
know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse,
I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he
wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nith mouth. Can I see her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget
and shows the eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed off, but
he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.

"OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up
the midget and shoves his head into the back of the horse.

"Perhapth I should rephrase," came a muffled voice, "I'd like to see
her run!"

jayne x

[The Joker]

gud 1 m8!